- These monotone online presentation narrators are kind of mesmerizing. My vision is kind of swimming and the screen looks like it's rocking back and forth. Is this what it's like to be high? )I wouldn't know.(
I think I just blacked out for a minute. The presentation is half way done and I didn't notice.
- If you were moving and had a box that was too heavy to lift, what would you do? Take enough out of the box until you could lift it? or wait a couple of days until you see the person you think should lift it and cry and whine, with hopes that they'll eventually take pity on you and lift the box? and would you follow that person across town to their old house, load the box into their car, follow them to their new house, yet again on the other side of town, and unload it for them? only because they cried? Well, if you would, you're a better person than me.
- Lord have mercy. Insurance is next in the training queue. *sob*
- What's your talent? What are you good at? Have you ever had a potential employer ask you that? I really am curious, so please answer. Pretty please even.
You want me to cry?
- Papa K is guest posting over at In the Real World Venus vs Mars. Very funny. Highly recommend it. At the risk of sounding creepy...his wife is hot. Smokin' hot. I don't think I'm any more geeky looking than he was a few years ago, so maybe there's hope for me after all. (yeah, yeah, I know I've said that before...leave me to my meager hopes...)
- At least this training is allowing me to get caught up with my blog reading. What!? There are quizzes? Crap!
- When trusses are installed, it's called 'erecting'. These trainers say "erection" a lot. teehee
- Apparently I can't effectively guess my way through the quizzes. I thought I'd get at least 60% correct, but it ain't happenin'. *sigh* I suppose I should go pay attention now.
- That first picture is making me nauseous.
Wow. Okay, the box thing? WTF? I get that maybe some furniture is too heavy to lift, but the point of boxes is that you pack them so they are liftable! sigh.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever had an employer ask me if I had a special talent. In that sort of situation, I'd probably just say I had a talent for getting along with others and adapting to changes or some BS like that. My REAL talent, being a dancing bear, would probably only get me hired in the circus or some such.
Awesome blog post, by the way. Thanks for the laugh :-)
laura b - About the box thing...you have no idea. In the past, she would find big boxes to pack the books in "because they fit so well". sigh is right.
ReplyDeleteAnd I ain't letting you get away with that talent answer. Just for that, there will be a whole post about the subject, and since you are emotionally obligated ;) you have to answer. :D
At least your random is funny. And yes I whine to get someone to lift it...but don't fall for it myself.
ReplyDeleteAt least our sessions and quizzes are on line and we can cheat.
enjoy your erection talk tee hee.
PS your daughters are gorgeous
If I had a heavy box and couldnt carry it myself I would find a man to do it. lol My husband said I should learn how to change a tire... I laughed - thats what guys are for!
ReplyDeleteThe last picture is making me nauseous.
ReplyDeleteI ask for help directly when I need it, or I do it myself.
I'm good at LOTS of things - too many to list here.
Is that what it's like being high? Kinda sorta, except music becomes much much better than it was before :-)
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