Letters from the Editor

Dear Wyoming Wind,

You suck. Or blow. Whichever. Go away. Windchill down to 5 degrees is BS.

Sincerely,
Frozenass




Dear Morgan Page,

I thought you were a girl. The girl from your Longest Road video. I understand now that is actually Lissie being featured. (Yes, I know it says it right on the title.) I'm sure you're a great guy, but I can't help but be a little disappointed. Sorry. I really like your music though and certainly plan on continuing to listen to it.

Peace out,
Notadancer



Dear internet connection at work,

Why is it that when temperatures drop below 15F you start acting up? I mean really. I thought electronics were supposed to work better when colder. Please know that you are my lifeline in this boring job. Especially when it's our slow season. Reading reddit comments for 4-5 hours a day is sad, but right now it and blogging is all I have. I need you!

Hope to hear from you soon,
Holycrapthisdayislastingforever




Dear pippy (of reddit),

Whut? It's highly feasible that you generated those statements just to get points and a massive list of comments within a few hours. But really? "Most know that the CIA under Reagan made the Taliban." "The terrorist problem is artificial." And then. And THEN you go on to say that "there is no threat of terrorists being voted in to power." Then who's making up the terrorist threat!? Wouldn't generating an artificial terrorist threat, by definition, make them terrorists?

You sir. Are an idiot.

Be well,
Inthehead




Dear CoD: Black Ops developers,

You've had customers complain and complain and complain about the whole killstreak thing for as long as you've had them in your games. Giving the better players even better weapons and better chances of scoring isn't really in the interest of a fair and balanced game. I'm guessing you may all be conservatives so I understand the stance, but when the majority of your player base is in the average range and they still get matched up with the really good players, it makes for a crappy gaming experience.

Smell ya later,
ForeveraHaloPlayer





Dear opposing CAP league teams,

Post your scores would ya? It seems kind of silly to go into the next weeks games without having the previous weeks scores up. I know it's an informal league, but c'mon.

GYST,
Reluctant Un-official Score Researcher & Poster




Dear fellow bloggers,

You.

Are.

Awesome.

Love,
Ken