Letters from the Editor

Hey belly,

I took my first step in destroying you. Bought a new pair of running shoes. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Yes, I know I had chili cheese fries for lunch. Yes, I know you're not very afraid. Shut up.

Yes, I know I also had a chili polish dog. I said shut up.

Next time,
Mmmmmchilicheesefries



Dear IT guy,

You know I love you Michael. You're a very funny guy and I'm looking forward to a ski trip with you some day. But when I ask for suggestions on how to improve my new awesome spreadsheet, I don't want to break one function just to improve another. And your ending to the conversation, "Well, it does what you want now. You can figure out the rest." What? That just pissed me off.

Sincerely,
Nevergoingtoaskyouagain




Dear building contractors.

Get to work would ya?

Sincerely,
Boredtomoretears




Dear Sid the Science Kid parents,

How much have you spent on batteries in the last month? That kid never puts that microphone down and it always works. And dad, what do you do for a living? You leave the house the same time Sid goes to school and you're there when he gets back. I want that job.

Sincerely,
Dadtoavidfans



Dear Gigapan photographers,

Those pictures are awesome! Not a huge baseball fan, but I really like the World Series....series. To have a combined picture as large as the stadium, yet still be able to zoom in and see the catchers eyes is pretty amazing. I wonder who the unfortunate lady in the game 4 picture is. The lady to the right of the batter, bending away from the camera. Hmmm...who could I FB tag that as...? Hee hee. I'm going to see if it caught anyone picking their nose. And tag them.

Maybe I should start attending baseball games. There are a lot of cute girls in that picture.

Sincerely,
Picturelookeratter




EDIT: I'm neither Fat Bastard or a skiing sumo wrestler. Just sayin'.